
    TWAS
 THE NIGHT
BEFORE XMAS AND ALL THRU THE
  HOUSE X      THERE WERE EMPTIES AND
   BUTTS          LEFT AROUND BY SOME X
                   LOUSE  X AND THE BEST X
                   QUART I'D HID BY THE CHIMNEY
                     WITH CARE HAD BEEN SWIPED,
                     BY SOME BUM WHO'D DISCOVERED
                      IT THERE. MY GUESTS ALL HAD
                      LONG SINCE BEEN XX
                       POURED IN THEIR      BEDS TO WAKE X
                       IN THE XXXX    MORNING WITH GOSH XX
                        AWFUL XX    HEADS XX MY MOUTH FULLX
                        OF XXXX    COTTON HUNG DOWN TO MY LAP
                         XXXXX  BECAUSE I WAS DYING FOR ONE XX
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           X    X     X           WHEN THROUGH
                X                THE NORTH WINDOW THERE X   CAME
                X                SUCH A SMELL, I SPRANG TO MY FEET X
                X                 TO SEE WHAT THE HELL, AND WHAT TO X
                X                  MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD SHOW UP XX
                X                 BUT EIGHT BLOATED RAINDEER HITCHED X
                X                 TO A BEER TRUCK WITH A LITTLE OLD XX
                X                   DRIVER WHO LOOKS LIKE A HICK- BUT I X
                X                    SAW IT WAS SANTA AS TIGHT AS A TICK
                X                    XXX STAGGERING ONWARD THOSE EIGHT XX
                                    XX  REINDEER CAME WHILE HE HICCOUGHED
                                           AND BELCHED AS HE CALLED THEM
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       WE AIN'T GOT ALL NIGHT XXXXX                             XXXXX
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          XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX                     X   OFF THIS WALL GET
                             XXXXX               X     GOING YOU DUMMIES
                                  XXXXXX             X  WE'VE GOT A LONG
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                HIT SANTA XXXX
               BEFORE HE COULDX                                    X
              DUCK AND THEN IN A                                   X
             TWINKLING I HEARD XX                                  X
            FROM ABOVE A HELL OF X                                 X
             A NOISE THAT WAS  NO                             X    X   X
            COOING DOVE XXXXXXXXXX                             X   X  X
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          SO I PULLED IN MY HEAD AND                         XXXXXXXXXXXXX
         I COCKED A SHARP EAR DOWN XX                             XXX
        THE CHIMNEY HE PLUNGED LANDING                          X  X  X
       SMACK ON HIS REAR - HE WAS XXXXXX                       X   X   X
      DRESSED UP IN FURS NO CUFFS ON HIS                      X    X    X
     PANTS XX AND THE WAY THE GUY SQUIRMED                         X
      WELL I GUESS HE HAD ANTS XX HE HAD                           X
     PINTS - QUARTS IN THE SACK ON HIS X                           X
    BACK AND A BREATH THAT'D BLOW A FREIGHT                        X
   TRAIN RIGHT OFF THE TRACK X HE WAS CHUBBY                       X
  AND PLUMP AND HE TRIED TO STAND RIGHT XXXXX                      X
 BUT HE DIDN'T FOOL ME HE WAS HIGH AS A KITE X                     X
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      X  STRAIGHT TO WORK - AND MISSED HALFX     XXXXXXXXXX XXXX
    XXX THE STOCKINGS THE PLASTERED OLD JERK XXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXXX
  XTHEN PUTTING FIVE FINGERS TO THE END OF HIS NOSE XXXXXXX XX XXXX
 XXX THAT HE TRIPPED ON A CABLE AND SLID ON HIS FACE XXXXXXX XXXXXXX
XXX BUT I HEARD HIM BURP BACK WHEN HE PASSED OUT OF SIGHT XX XXXX
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                   MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU RUM-DUMS

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